September 20thvia and source with 68,725 notes

lieutenantbites:

*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe


September 20thvia and source with 24,697 notes

hetawholockvengerstuck:

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

image

I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck


September 20thvia and source with 316,314 notes

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk


September 20thvia and source with 121,309 notes

dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all


September 20thvia and source with 243,997 notes

nic0tine-kisses:

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

This makes me feel better


September 20thvia and source with 633,719 notes

bentimothycarltoncumberbatch:

Why is coming out irl so hard on the Internet you’re like “I’m queer” and everyone else is like “same”


September 20thvia and source with 46,926 notes

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE


September 20thvia and with 585,672 notes

dirkbot:

Doctor Who: Even if you’re an average person with an unexciting life, something fantastic will happen and you can challenge yourself.

Moffat Who: You gotta be hot and raised under magical circumstances so some day a megalomaniacal alien will notice you


September 20thvia and source with 9,229 notes

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)


September 20thvia and source with 148,514 notes

frickyeshomo:

That’s a nice otp you got there 

it’d be a shame if one WAS BRUTALLY EXECUTED IN FRONT OF THE OTHER


September 20thvia and source with 45,203 notes

aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss


September 19thvia and source with 216,972 notes
Will Graham 1.10 Buffet Froid

September 19thvia and source with 8,204 notes

""Anaconda" shifts the common narrative of a man conquering female bodies to Minaj’s own stories of sexcapades without apologies. Towards the end, the only man in the video appears: Drake, seated in the middle of an empty room with roaming spotlights and Minaj treating him to a lap dance. In the final seconds, he reaches to touch Minaj’s ass after she had been flaunting it in his face, and she immediately swats his hand and struts away. Her body belongs to her, and she can twerk it and work it however she pleases, and she doesn’t owe anything to anyone."


September 19thvia and source with 31,513 notes

bluenightfury:

Does anyone else notice that Toothless’s is mouthing “Hiccup?” in the third to last gif?


September 19thvia and source with 6,254 notes






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