*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
This makes me feel better
Why is coming out irl so hard on the Internet you’re like “I’m queer” and everyone else is like “same”
happy birthday someone
I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
Doctor Who: Even if you’re an average person with an unexciting life, something fantastic will happen and you can challenge yourself.
Moffat Who: You gotta be hot and raised under magical circumstances so some day a megalomaniacal alien will notice you
me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)
That’s a nice otp you got there
it’d be a shame if one WAS BRUTALLY EXECUTED IN FRONT OF THE OTHER
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
Does anyone else notice that Toothless’s is mouthing “Hiccup?” in the third to last gif?